Escape to Paradise: TRYP by Wyndham Santa Cruz Bolivia Awaits!
Escape to Paradise? More like a Bolivian Rollercoaster: My Review of Tryp by Wyndham Santa Cruz (Prepare for Ramblin'!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups. I’ve just returned from a sojourn to Santa Cruz, Bolivia, and, well, let’s just say the TRYP by Wyndham experience was… something. Forget pristine reviews; this is gonna be raw, honest, and probably a bit all over the place. Think less organized report, more rambling journal entry fueled by too much Bolivian coffee.
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- Title: TRYP by Wyndham Santa Cruz Review: Fiesta of Features, Fiesta of Flaws!
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- Meta Description: My unfiltered take on the TRYP by Wyndham Santa Cruz! Accessibility, food, fun, and… occasional chaos. Get ready for a rollercoaster ride of opinions!
Accessibility: Pretty Good, But Not Perfect.
Okay, let's start with the important stuff. "Accessible" is a word hotels think they understand. The TRYP? It's a mixed bag. Wheelchair accessible? Yes, for the most part. Ramps are present, the elevator is functional (thank goodness!), and the lobby is easy to navigate. However, I did notice a couple of tight corners in the hallway toward the rooms, which might give larger wheelchairs some trouble. So, mostly accessible, but double-check specifics if accessibility is a MUST.
The real win? The elevator. Seriously, after a week of Bolivian (and sometimes dodgy) public transport, a reliable elevator is a godsend.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: I didn't see any real problems with the accessible restaurants or lounges. They seemed to have plenty of room to navigate.
Rooms, Rooms, Glorious, and… Flawed Rooms!
Okay, let's dive into the rooms themselves, 'cause this is where things get interesting.
Available in all rooms: Yep, the usual suspects are there: Air conditioning (essential in the Santa Cruz heat!), Alarm clock (that I promptly ignored), Bathrobes (yay!), Bathroom phone (seriously? Who uses those?), Bathtub (standard), Blackout curtains (bless them!), Carpeting (…a bit dated, but okay), Closet (enough space for all my tourist trinkets), Coffee/tea maker (essential, as I mentioned!), Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping (thank goodness!), Desk (…a bit small for serious work), Extra long bed (SCORE! I’m tall!), Free bottled water, Hair dryer (always travel-sized!), High floor (lovely view!), In-room safe box (felt… safe?), Interconnecting room(s) available (families go nuts!), Internet access – LAN (ancient, use the Wi-Fi!), Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities (wrinkle-free life!), Laptop workspace (…a bit cramped), Linens, Mini bar (expensive snacks!), Mirror (needed it!), Non-smoking (yay!), On-demand movies (probably outdated), Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator (for my own snacks!), Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels (didn’t watch TV!), Scale (ugh… the aftermath of buffet life!), Seating area (cramped), Separate shower/bathtub (nice!), Shower, Slippers (yay!), Smoke detector, Socket near the bed (always needed!), Sofa (comfortable enough), Soundproofing (seemed to work!), Telephone, Toiletries (meh), Towels, Umbrella (rainy season!), Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free] (essential!), Window that opens (breathed fresh air).
Additional toilet: Not in my room, but I'm sure some suites had them.
Room decorations: Okay, this is where the "interesting" part kicks in. The rooms are… fine. Clean, functional, but… let's say they lean towards the "corporate hotel beige" aesthetic. A little bit of Bolivian flair wouldn't have hurt. A vibrant painting, some local textiles… something to remind you you're NOT in, say, a Hampton Inn in Ohio. I'm being charitable. They're fine.
Room sanitization opt-out available: A nice touch, showing they care about the pandemic.
Internet - The Great Wi-Fi Adventure
Oh, the Internet. The bane of my existence, the lifeline of my work. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!? YES! And it worked… sometimes. Let's just say the TRYP's Wi-Fi was approximately as reliable as a Bolivian bus schedule. One minute, you're streaming Netflix, the next, you're staring at the spinning wheel of death. Internet [LAN] was available, but… who uses that dinosaur anymore? Internet services were offered, but they were, again, affected by the unstable Wi-Fi. I ended up tethering to my phone more often than I’d like. **Wi-Fi in public areas: ** Mostly stable, but also crowded, expect to struggle to use the internet!
Food, Glorious Food (and Some Not-So-Glorious…)
Let's talk food, the most important aspect of any vacation, am I right? Dining, drinking, and snacking were plentiful.
A la carte in restaurant: Yes, with varying degrees of success.
Alternative meal arrangement: Always a bonus.
Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant: Not that I noticed.
Bar: Present and accounted for, although the cocktail service was a bit slow. Happy hour was alright, but the drinks were kinda watered down.
Bottle of water: Provided. Obviously.
Breakfast [buffet]: A mixed bag. The Breakfast [buffet] was the star of the show, honestly. The Breakfast service was nice. They did a great job of bringing the food to the table. Buffet in restaurant: The range was decent – pastries, fruit, eggs, the usual suspects. But… sometimes, the food felt a little… sitting-around-under-lamps-y. Not always fresh. On the plus side, the coffee was strong. Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop: The coffee was a lifesaver. The café was a cozy spot.
Desserts in restaurant: Fine. Nothing to write home about.
Happy hour: See above.
International cuisine in restaurant: The main restaurant offered a decent mix of dishes.
Poolside bar: Convenient, even if the service was slow.
Restaurants: Yes, several on-site. The main one was… okay.
Room service [24-hour]: A lifesaver, especially after a long day of exploring. The burger was decent.
Salad in restaurant: Fresh and healthy.
Snack bar: Basic snacks.
Soup in restaurant: Appealing.
Vegetarian restaurant: Not explicitly, but they had vegetarian options.
Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: The Western breakfast was your typical eggs-bacon-toast.
Cleanliness and Safety:
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Good to know, especially in these times.
- Breakfast in room: They offer it.
- Breakfast takeaway service: Handy for early excursions.
- Cashless payment service: Convenient.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Reassuring.
- Doctor/nurse on call: Always a good thing to know.
- First aid kit: Present.
- Hand sanitizer: Available.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: Essential for hygiene.
- Hygiene certification: Good.
- Individually-wrapped food options: Sensible.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: They tried.
- Professional-grade sanitizing services: Okay.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: A nice touch.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Positive.
- Safe dining setup: They seem to follow the protocols.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Yay.
- Shared stationery removed: Good.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Seemed to know what they were doing.
- Sterilizing equipment: Good.
Service, Services, and Other Stuff…
- Air conditioning in public area: Necessary!
- Audio-visual equipment for special events: Didn't use it, but it's there.
- Business facilities: Fine.
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized travel brochure. This is the raw, unfiltered, slightly caffeinated truth about my experience at TRYP by Wyndham Santa Cruz Bolivia. Consider this less an itinerary and more a chaotic confession.
Day 1: Arrival and the "Oh God, Where Am I?" Phase
- 8:00 AM (ish) : Flight lands. Bolivia greets me with a wall of heat and a dizzying cocktail of Spanish I only kinda understand. "¡Hola!" I mumble like a terrified parrot. My luggage smells like questionable airport food.
- 9:00 AM - 10:30 AM: Taxi to the TRYP. Let's just say the driver had a unique driving style. Think Mario Kart, but with actual pedestrians. Arrive at the hotel, check in, and my first impression? Pretty standard TRYP: clean, functional, a bit… sterile. You know, the kind of place that’s designed for business travelers to have their beige-colored dreams. My room, though, had a surprisingly cool view, overlooking… well, I’m not entirely sure. Buildings, a few palm trees, and a vague promise of something interesting.
- 10:30 AM - 12:00 PM: Unpack. Realize I forgot my favorite noise-canceling headphones. Panic ensues. This is a serious travel crime. The air conditioner is surprisingly loud, a low hum that reminds me of my grandma's old refrigerator.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch at the hotel restaurant. It's buffet-style, and I'm immediately overwhelmed. There's a suspicious-looking "meat stew" that I eye warily. I load up on rice, beans, and a mystery sauce that's probably delicious.
- 1:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Nap. Jet lag is kicking my butt. Dream of noise-canceling headphones and a life free of questionable stews.
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Wander around the Plaza 24 de Septiembre. It's a chaotic, vibrant whirlwind of activity. Vendors selling everything from bird cages to glowing plastic toys. Kids playing soccer. Couples holding hands. I, meanwhile, am desperately trying not to get run over by a rogue bicycle. I buy a ridiculously oversized straw hat, solely to feel like a tourist. Feel immediately ridiculous.
- 6:00 PM - 7:30 PM: Dinner. Find a little "palace" on google maps and try to order some local food. My Spanish is even weaker than I thought, and I end up with something that smells like cilantro. I hate cilantro. I love the adventure, though.
- 7:30 PM - Bedtime: Back to the hotel. The city is now throbbing with a warm buzz that just makes me want to explore more and not to be alone.
Day 2: The "Food Coma and Cultural Confusion" Episode
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. Back to the buffet, this time with slightly more confidence. Attempt to make a little "sandwich" with what I think is cheese and ham. I think it was just a bit of bread.
- 9:30 AM - 1:00 PM: The San Lorenzo Church. This place… wow. Stunning doesn’t even cover it. The intricate woodwork! The gold! I’m a sucker for a good church, and this one has me feeling all sorts of awe. I linger, letting the cool air wash over me and trying to absorb some quiet.
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Lunch. Determined to embrace the local cuisine, I try to find a smaller place. This time, I'm determined to figure out the Bolivian food and the language, I just keep trying.
- 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: The Siesta. The city is hot and I'm so tired, so I go for a nap.
- 3:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Visit the Parque El Arenal. I was going to take a taxi, but it was so nice to walk, get lost, and explore the city and its vibrant colors! After an hour or so I was extremely overwhelmed, but still loving the adventure.
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner. Back at the hotel because my confidence is low. Some of the other guests seem to be in business, maybe they're also enjoying the hotel.
Day 3: The "Oops, I Did it Again" Day & The Goodbyes
- Morning: Relax, spend some time at the business center. Working on my laptop.
- Afternoon: I was leaving that day. I got to enjoy the hotel bar and chill.
- Dinner: Got some pizza.
- Night: Left the hotel.
The Bottom Line:
TRYP by Wyndham Santa Cruz? Perfectly functional, perfectly… fine. But Bolivia? That’s where the magic happened. The food (good and bad), the people (friendly and tolerant of my terrible Spanish), the sights and sounds (overwhelming and thrilling)… it all adds up to an experience that’s messy, imperfect, and ultimately, extraordinary. Would I go back? In a heartbeat. Just gotta remember the noise-canceling headphones next time. And maybe learn to order without cilantro. And also, I hope I'll get a chance to explore again!
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Escape to Paradise? TRYP by Wyndham Santa Cruz Bolivia: Let's Get Real...ish. FAQ!
Okay, so "Paradise" is a STRONG word. Is this place actually worth checking out?
Alright, let's be brutally honest. "Paradise?" Maybe for a Bolivian sloth. Look, it's TRYP. It's Wyndham. It's not the Ritz. But... and this is the big but (pun intended, because, you know, Santa Cruz)… It *can* be a damn good time. Depends on what you're after. Are you expecting pristine white sand beaches? Wrong continent, pal. Are you hoping for a comfortable base of operations from which to explore a fascinating, vibrant city? Then yeah, maybe, just *maybe* it could be up your alley. I went in with zero expectations after seeing the photos. The pictures are *always* better, aren't they? Spoiler alert: Reality had its own charm.
Anecdote alert: I showed up after 20 hours of travel, looking like I wrestled a badger on the way. The lobby was...fine. Efficient, not particularly inspiring. The air conditioning was a godsend, though. I remember thinking, "Well, at least I won't die from heat exhaustion." Small victories, people. Small victories.
What's the *actual* hotel like? The rooms, the pool, the gym... the *vibe*?
The rooms? Cleanish. Okay, let's be more honest, they were *mostly* clean. You know, the hotel-clean, not-your-mother's-obsessive-compulsive-clean. The beds were… well, I actually slept. That's the most important thing, right? And the air conditioning *worked*, thank the heavens. My room had a window overlooking… something. I think it *was* a pool, which was… another bonus, especially after sweating buckets on the streets. The pool itself? Eh. Small. But refreshing after a day of sweating my face off exploring the city.
The gym? I, uh… I *saw* a gym. Yeah, it existed. I walked past it. Twice. Let's just say my fitness regime took a backseat to empanadas and exploring.
Vibe: Vibe is… functional. Quiet-ish. You get what you pay for there. It's not exactly a party palace, thankfully, because after the jetlag and the exhaustion, I was ready to sleep. You get a sense of… a consistent, low-level hum of travel.
Food! What's the food situation like? Breakfast? The restaurant? Do they even *have* empanadas?
Ah, the all-important food question. Breakfast? Included. Buffet-style. Think standard hotel buffet. Eggs. Bacon (the, let's say *regional*, interpretation). Cereal. Coffee that's... well, it'll keep you awake.
Rant incoming!: I'm sorry, but the coffee situation in Bolivia is… a rollercoaster. Sometimes it's amazing. Sometimes it's… questionable. The hotel coffee was, shall we say, a consistent, if not exactly *memorable* experience. Bring your own instant if you are too precious!
The restaurant? I ate there once. It was fine. I'm sure they *had* empanadas. I probably ate empanadas everywhere else though because I was on a mission. I was trying to go to that one restaurant, and got lost in the sweltering heat. The food wasn't bad, it just wasn't… life-altering. But hey, I survived the heat!
Location, location, location! How's the hotel situated? Is it easy to get around?
The location is pretty solid, a great base for doing things. It's not smack-dab in the middle of everything, which can be good or bad, depending what your jam is. I preferred it myself. It's not *too* far from the main square (Plaza 24 de Septiembre), which is ground zero for everything touristy. Plus, it's relatively easy to get taxis, and Uber is around, although I found the taxis were more fun for the experience.
Quirky Observation: The taxi drivers are ALL characters. Seriously. You ask them to take you somewhere, and you get a life story in return. I learned more Spanish from taxi drivers than I did from Duolingo. And the way they navigate the streets is like watching an action movie.
Okay, I'm sold on Santa Cruz itself. But what about the hotel staff? Are they friendly and helpful?
Yes! The staff, for the most part, were lovely. Friendly. Helpful. They’re used to confused tourists stumbling in, which, let’s face it, is pretty much par-for-the-course. They were patient with my terrible Spanish (which, by the end of the trip, was only slightly less terrible). They did their best to make sure I didn't get eaten by a jaguar (figuratively. I didn’t see any jaguars).
Emotional Reaction: There was one woman at the front desk - I think her name was Maria - who went above and beyond. My credit card got blocked, which, as you can imagine, was a total mini-disaster. Maria helped me out, made some calls for me, and generally saved my sanity. Seriously, Maria, you're a saint. People like her make a trip.
Anything I should be *especially* wary of? Any downsides?
Okay, let's be real. It's not perfect. The Wi-Fi can be spotty. My room had a view of… the side of another building. The walls aren’t soundproof (though perhaps I was just especially sensitive to the sounds of late-night Bolivian karaoke. Or maybe it *was* the jaguar). It’s a hotel. It's not a luxurious, five-star experience.
Messy Structure Alert: Oh, and the elevators. They're... slow. And sometimes, if you're unlucky, the AC in the elevator is broken. Be prepared to sweat a little before you even get to your room.
So, the million-dollar question: Would you go back?
Honestly? Yeah, probably. Not for a romantic getaway. But it works. It's a decent, clean, functional place to crash after a day of exploring Santa Cruz. Plus, for the price, it's a solid choice. The staff were great, the location was good, and I survived.Escape to Paradise: Stunning Glass House Near Thailand's Airport City!
