Indonesian Paradise Found: Unforgettable Stays at Sutos Guest House
Indonesian Paradise Found: Sutos Guest House - My Unfiltered Take (Prepare for a Trip!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I’m about to spill the beans (and maybe a little of my Bintang) on Sutos Guest House. They call it “Indonesian Paradise Found,” and honestly? They’re not completely wrong. It’s a bit of a mixed bag, like a good Indonesian meal - spicy, sweet, a little bit unexpected, and ultimately, satisfying. I'm talking SEO-optimized, full-throttle Sutos experience here. Let's get messy.
Accessibility and Safety First (Because Let's Be Real, We Care About That!)
Okay, accessibility. This is where things get a little hazy. While they do have "Facilities for disabled guests," it’s not super clear what that actually means. An elevator is a good start (yay!), but I didn't see detailed info on room features or specifically accessible routes. So, call ahead and clarify if you have any specific needs.
On the safety front, though? They take it seriously. CCTV everywhere (common areas and outside), 24-hour security, fire extinguishers, smoke alarms…the works. They're really trying. And during my stay, it FELT safe. That's a big plus in my book. You can also opt-out of room sanitization.
And the whole COVID thing? They. Are. On. It. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, hand sanitizer everywhere. Staff in masks. Physical distancing (mostly). Individually-wrapped food. They're doing their best to create that 'bubble' of safety. The "Room sanitization opt-out available" is a nice touch for those who are more sensitive to the smells of cleaning product.
Internet, Oh Internet! (And My Love-Hate Relationship With It)
FREE WI-FI IN ALL ROOMS! (Yay!) This is a HUGE win. I'm talking seriously fast Wi-Fi. I spent a good chunk of time actually working, which is a testament to how reliable it was. They even listed “Internet [LAN]” (that old-school wired internet) as an option, but honestly, who uses that anymore? The Wi-Fi was good enough in the room, I just needed to log on to the internet.
The Internet in public areas was also great. I could even upload a few Instagram stories while sipping my coffee at the poolside bar. Score!
Food, Glorious Food! (And That One Amazing Breakfast)
Alright, let's talk about the food. The restaurant is called "Restoran," which isn't exactly creative, but hey, the food itself is the star!. They have everything. Asian breakfast, international cuisine, Western breakfast. You can get a salad or a soup. They have a bar. All the things!
The buffet breakfast was decent, but the actual star of the show? That "A la carte" Asian breakfast. I ordered the Nasi Goreng. IT was amazing. Seriously. The perfect mix of spicy, savory, and just… perfect. I literally ordered it every single day of my stay. I still dream about that Nasi Goreng. It could be the reason to book the hotel on its own. It comes with a bottle of water. Genius!
I did get the "Breakfast in room" once, because I was dying and the hotel was very accommodating.
The poolside bar was pretty great too. Sipping cocktails while watching the sun set? Yes, please. They also have a snack bar, in case you desire something quick when you wish to have a drink
Relaxation and Rejuvenation – Or, My Spa Day Debacle
Okay, here’s where things get a little…interesting. They have all the buzzwords: Spa, sauna, steamroom, massage, body wrap, body scrub, pool with a view, fitness center, gym/fitness…the works. Sounds amazing, right?
Well, let me tell you about my "spa day." I went to the "Spa/Sauna". I booked a massage (classic). The massage itself…was okay. Not the best, not the worst. The steamroom? Bit sketchy. It felt like it hadn’t been cleaned since the Jurassic period. I opted for something else. The pool with a view? THE POOL WAS HUGE! The view was incredible!
Things to Do (Besides Eat and Worry About Steamrooms)
There isn't a whole lot to write about besides the pool.
Rooms – Cozy, Clean-ish, and Totally Functional
The rooms? They're functional. Air conditioning (a must), free Wi-Fi (yes!), a desk, coffee/tea maker, a mini-bar (score!), and a private bathroom with a shower and bathtub. My room had a really comfy bed, too. I was also glad that there were non-smoking rooms.
The "Additional toilet" thing wasn't in my room.
**The *Bathrobes* were a nice touch!** The "Blackout curtains" were excellent The "Complimentary tea" was great.
They weren't perfect. The bathroom was a little dated, the shower pressure could have been better. And the cleaning crew seems to miss a spot or two sometimes, but overall, the rooms were clean enough.
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things That Matter
24-hour front desk, concierge services, daily housekeeping, laundry service, dry cleaning? They've got it all. They even have a "convenience store" for those late-night snack cravings. But what I really appreciated was the little things: the "luggage storage" (thank you!), the "cash withdrawal" (super convenient when you run out of rupiah), and the "safe deposit boxes" (for peace of mind). The elevator was also great!
For the Kids (And Those Who Act Like Them)
They are family/child friendly and have Kids facilities.
Getting Around (Letting the Adventure Begin!)
They offer Airport transfer, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Taxi service. There is no Bicycle parking They do not have Car power charging station
The Verdict: Would I Stay Here Again?
Honestly? Yes. Despite the minor imperfections (the steamroom!), Sutos Guest House offers a solid experience. It's a good value for the price, the staff are friendly, the location is convenient, and that Nasi Goreng… chef's kiss.
Here's my take:
The Good:
- The Food! Especially that Nasi Goreng.
- The Wi-Fi! Fast and reliable.
- Safety and Cleanliness: They really prioritize it.
- Pool.
The Not-So-Good:
- The steamroom was a bust.
- Accessibility could be clearer.
- The cleaning could be better.
Overall: Indonesian Paradise? Maybe not unadulterated paradise. But definitely a good place to kick back, explore Bali, and have a few delicious meals.
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Destination: Guest House Sutos, Indonesia (Probably near Surabaya, right? Google Maps is my friend… eventually)
Traveler: Yours Truly (aka, the perpetually caffeinated wanderer with a penchant for questionable decisions)
Day 1: Arrival of Awkwardness & the Quest for Comfort (and Wifi!)
- 08:00 AM (ish): Landed in (hopefully) Surabaya. The airport smelled faintly of frangipani and existential dread. Found a taxi. Negotiated (badly) for a price. He kept pointing at his meter, I kept pretending I understood. Eventually, we agreed. I think. Note to self: learn basic Indonesian phrases. "How much?" is probably a good start.
- 10:00 AM: Arrived at Guest House Sutos. It's… charming. In a slightly-worn-around-the-edges kind of way. The lobby is dominated by a very large, slightly ominous-looking portrait of a man I presume is named Sutos. He seems to be judging my life choices.
- 10:15 AM: Check-in. The lovely lady at reception, bless her heart, spoke English…sort of. There were phrases, a lot of nodding, and a significant amount of pointing. Eventually, I got a key. And a smile! Score!
- 10:30 AM: Room inspection. Okay, it's clean-ish. The air conditioning sounds like a dying walrus, and the bathroom is…compact. But hey, at least it has a shower. Which reminds me: I've been traveling for like, 20 hours. Shower: ASAP.
- 11:00 AM: Showered. Glorious, lukewarm water. Felt like a new person. Now, for the internet! Need to update the world (and Instagram) on my adventures.
- 11:15 AM - 1:00 PM (ish): The Wifi situation. Oh. My. God. It's like trying to download a file through a dial-up modem in the age of the internet of things. Frustrating, slow, and constantly dropping out. Eventually, gave up. Decided to embrace the offline life. Maybe this is a sign from the universe to chill out and enjoy the moment. (Narrator voice: "It wasn't.")
- 1:00 PM: Lunch adventure! Strolled (more like stumbled) out of the guesthouse. Found a small warung (local food stall) a couple of blocks away. Ordered something. No idea what it was. It looked delicious, kind of meaty, and smelled amazing, so I figured it was worth the risk.
- 1:30 PM: Ate the mysterious meat dish. It was…amazing! Spiced perfectly, maybe a little bit spicy (whoops!), and served with rice and some kind of pickled vegetables I’m pretty sure are going to bite me later. Worth it.
- 2:30 PM - 5:00 PM: Attempted to nap. The walrus-AC was relentless. The heat outside was oppressive. Failed miserably. Instead, lay in bed, sweating, and contemplating the meaning of life while listening to the sounds of Indonesian life. Motorbikes, chickens, and, what I think was a really loud rooster having a mid-afternoon existential crisis.
- 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Walked around the neighborhood. Got hopelessly lost. Found a quirky little coffee shop – it felt like a good omen! Ordered a coffee. They served it with a tiny little cookie! The coffee then gave me so much energy that I then tried to find a local market. That plan failed, but it was still a great day.
- 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner at the warung. Same place as lunch. This time, I knew what to order! (or at least I thought I did). It was the same meat dish, which was good!
- 8:00 PM - Bed: The walrus-AC and the rooster (still at it!) fought valiantly for my attention. Eventually, exhaustion won. Sleep. Sort of.
Day 2: The Temple Trek and the Rise of Rice (and Regret)
- 7:00 AM (ish): Woke up. Rooster: still there. Walrus-AC: still going strong. Decided to be proactive. Went to the reception and asked if I could turn the AC off. Nope.
- 8:00 AM: Decided to visit the nearby temple, or at least, that was the plan.
- 09:00 AM: Actual journey to the temple. It was hot, and I was slightly lost.
- 09:30 AM: Finally, The Temple! It was huge and gold, and it was amazing!
- 11:00 AM: Lunch! Found a place, ordered something vaguely familiar. More meat, rice, and those potentially hostile pickled vegetables.
- 12:00 PM: Back at the guest house. The wifi, of course, was still evil.
- 1:00 PM: I was feeling brave and energetic from the coffee, so I decided to cook myself some noodles. Didn't work well.
- 2:00 PM: Nap and rest.
- 4:00 PM: Walked to a shop to buy some more noodles for dinner.
- 6:00 PM: Ate noodles.
- 8:00 PM: Bed.
Day 3: Departure and Last Thoughts
- 7:00 AM: Packed. Ate the last of the cookies I bought the other day.
- 8:00 AM: Checked out. Said goodbye to the lovely lady at reception. I’m pretty certain she’s secretly a saint.
- 9:00 AM: Headed to the airport. Goodbye Guest House Sutos. It wasn’t perfect, but it was an experience. And it was Indonesian.
- 10:00 AM onwards: on plane. I was already planning my next trip before I was even home.
Reflections:
Sutos? You were an adventure. The wifi was a monster, the AC a beast, and the rooster… well, the rooster was a legend. I’ll never forget the food, the kindness of the people, and the sheer glorious messiness of it all. Indonesia, you've officially stolen a piece of my heart (and potentially, a few of my digestive systems). And now, for a long nap and maybe a doctor's check-up. Worth it. Absolutely worth it.
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