Escape to Paradise: Taiwan's Funnest & Most Relaxing BnB Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Taiwan's Funnest & Most Relaxing BnB Awaits! - A Review (With a Smidge of Chaos)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I just got back from… well, let's just say it was the escape I desperately needed. And I'm talking about Escape to Paradise: Taiwan's Funnest & Most Relaxing BnB Awaits! (yes, that's the name, and yes, it does deliver on the promise). Forget those sterile, cookie-cutter hotels. This place is like a hug in the form of a BnB. I'm still buzzing from the experience, so bear with me as I untangle the good, the great, and the almost perfect.
First Impressions: Accessibility and the Joy of Not Being Stuck
Right off the bat: Accessibility. Now, I'm not in a wheelchair (though, let's be honest, after the past year, I'm moving at a snail's pace anyway!), but I loved seeing the effort. Elevators? Check. Facilities for disabled guests? Check. Makes my heart happy knowing everyone can enjoy the beauty. Okay, I just wanted to start on a good note. But let's not pretend things are perfect - I did see a few ramps that were a touch steep, so folks with mobility issues: double-check beforehand.
Cleanliness, Safety, and the Anxiety of Modern Travel (and the Ease of Mind!)
Let's be real: travel is a minefield of germaphobia and anxieties these days. Good news! Escape to Paradise gets it. They are obsessed with cleanliness, which is exactly what fuels me. I’m talking Daily disinfection in common areas, Anti-viral cleaning products, Hand sanitizer EVERYWHERE. Rooms are sanitized between stays. Individually-wrapped food options? Yep! Safe dining setup? Absolutely. They even have Sterilizing equipment. Honestly, I felt safer there than in my own apartment! The constant Staff trained in safety protocol put my anxiety at ease. I also loved that they had a Doctor/nurse on call and a First aid kit, just in case and Room sanitization opt-out available
The Rooms: My Cozy Little Cocoon of Serenity
The rooms themselves? Pure bliss, if you ask me. Let’s start with Air conditioning – essential in Taiwan, obviously. The Free Wi-Fi (yes, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Thank heavens!) never cut out on me, so I could constantly update my Instagram. The Blackout curtains and Soundproof rooms… oh, sweet, sweet silence. I slept like a baby! (Okay, more like a slightly stressed adult who finally got a decent night's sleep.)
I had a Desk to work at. Ironing facilities (crucial for this wrinkled travel writer), and a coffee/tea maker that was my early-morning lifesaver. Plus, Free bottled water - seriously, the little things matter! And my place had a beautiful Window that opens. My favorite part was the Additional toilet, no running down the hallway in the middle of the night.
The Amenities: Relax, Rejuvenate, and Repeat (Or Don't. Your Call.)
Okay, here's where this BnB seriously shines: the "relaxing" part.
The Spa/Sauna: I'm not usually a spa person, but the Sauna was delightful, and the Spa treatments were top-notch. They had a Pool with view so you can actually relax from your room or balcony.
- Body Wrap/Body Scrub The Foot bath was a game-changer after a long day of exploring.
Fitness Center/Gym: Yes, they have a Gym/fitness center, but honestly, I was more into eating and napping. I peeked in once. It looked well-equipped.
Swimming Pool: The Swimming pool [outdoor] was gorgeous. I confess: I spent a shameful amount of time lounging poolside, absorbing the sun.
Food, Glorious Food! (And the Occasional Mishap)
Ah, the food. Escape to Paradise takes its dining seriously.
- Breakfast: The Breakfast [buffet], featuring a beautiful Asian breakfast and an Asian cuisine in restaurant was seriously impressive. Western breakfast too! Breakfast service starts early, ideal for hitting the pavement to start your day.
- Dining Options: There were Restaurants on site (including a Vegetarian restaurant), but I'll admit, I spent most of my time at the Poolside bar, sipping cocktails and contemplating life. Their Snack bar was a lifesaver for late-night cravings. Coffee/tea in restaurant? Perfect.
- Room Service: I took advantage of the Room service [24-hour] way too much. Bottle of water was provided.
- The Hiccups: Now, let's be honest. I'm not always adventurous when it comes to food. Sometimes, I needed a Salad in restaurant or Soup in restaurant. The Desserts in restaurant looked amazing, although I think I ate them all. One night, the A la carte in restaurant was a little slow, and my plate came with a side order of "oops, we forgot!" But they were quick to fix it, super apologetic, and I appreciate the effort.
- The Details: They had Happy hour. A Coffee shop. Alternative meal arrangement was available. Cashless payment service: This made things so much easier. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items are the standard these days, but it was appreciated.
The Extras: Services and Conveniences That Make Life Easier
- Services: The Concierge was incredibly helpful, and the Daily housekeeping meant my room was always spotless (Daily housekeeping). Laundry service and Dry cleaning – a godsend when you're packing light. Airport transfer, check. Car park [free of charge], absolutely lovely.
- Other conveniences: The Gift/souvenir shop was tempting, and I may have picked up a few things. The Luggage storage was a lifesaver when I arrived early and had a late flight. Cash withdrawal available.
Things to Do: Exploration and Relaxation Combined
Escape to Paradise is perfectly situated. You can easily get around. The areas around the BnB are packed with things to do, from the Shrine down the street to the hidden hiking trails. You can use the Bicycle parking or Taxi service at your fingertips. When you're done roaming, you can relax with a Massage and Foot bath.
Business Travelers and Events (Yes, Really!)
Look, I was there to chill, but I noticed they have all the bells and whistles for business, too. They had Business facilities, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Projector/LED display, and Wi-Fi for special events. They even had a Xerox/fax in business center. Talk about being prepared! The Indoor venue for special events and Outdoor venue for special events looked great.
For the Kids (Because Sometimes, You Need Help!)
They're Family/child friendly. The Babysitting service seemed like a popular option.
The Quirks and Imperfections:
- The Exterior corridor was a little too long.
- The Coffee/tea maker in my room was a bit temperamental.
- I wish there was a little bar of soap.
- The Valet parking looked slick, but honestly, I like driving.
My Bottom Line: Book It!
My stay at Escape to Paradise: Taiwan's Funnest & Most Relaxing BnB Awaits! was pretty much perfect. (Okay, maybe a solid 9.5 out of 10. Perfection is boring anyway, right?). It has the best of everything.
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Unbelievable Vietnam Getaway: Canary Hotel & Apartments Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups! We’re going to Taiwan, Fun Relax BnB style. Forget the perfectly curated Instagram feeds, this is gonna be a glorious, messy, and hilariously human travelogue. Prepare for whiplash!
Fun Relax BnB Taiwan: A Trip About to Go Sideways (in the Best Way Possible)
Day 1: Arrival and Existential Dread (aka, Jet Lag is a Bitch)
- 07:00: Wake up! Or maybe… don’t? Pretty sure the ceiling fan is judging my life choices. Jet lag is a cruel mistress. Did I actually pack deodorant? Oh good lord, the anxiety is already setting in.
- 07:30: Lugging suitcases and the mental baggage of 2023 (still unresolved, FYI) through the airport. Pro tip: Invest in wheels for your carry-on. My back is already staging a rebellion.
- 09:00: Arrive in Taipei! Whee! Except… wait, where's my damn luggage? Cue internal screaming. Turns out, it's taking the scenic route. Wonderful. Note to self: Pack essentials in carry-on. Duh. But hey, no luggage = less stuff to worry about, right? (Narrator: Wrong.)
- 11:00: Reaching Fun Relax BnB - or should I say, the oasis of sanity amidst the chaos? First impressions: Adorable. Clean. And blessedly air-conditioned. The woman who owns the place is a whirlwind of energy and smiles. She's probably the only one who's fully operational right now.
- 12:00: Lunch at a local noodle shop. Holy. Cow. The beef noodle soup. It's basically a hug in a bowl. Seriously, I'm considering just eating it on a loop for the next week. (And yes, I spilled some down my front. Don't judge, jet lag.)
- 14:00 - 17:00: Nap. Glorious, glorious nap. Woke up convinced I could speak fluent Mandarin and that my cat missed me terribly. Reality check: I could barely string two words together and the cat wouldn’t know I was gone.
- 18:00: Trying to be a "cultured traveler" and wander around the night market. It's… a sensory explosion. Smells, sounds, sights… overwhelming! The sheer volume of food stalls is insane. I swear I saw someone eating a chicken foot (respect!). I only got a tiny bit of the "stinky tofu" and it was… well, an experience. (Let’s just say it wasn't love at first whiff.) Ended up grabbing some dumplings because comfort food.
- 21:00: Bedtime. Or maybe it's actually 3 AM? Who even knows anymore? Hoping this first night is going to be the "worst"… (Don't worry, there's more to come.)
Day 2: Temples, Teahouses, and a Near-Disaster with a Scooter
- 08:00: Wake up! (Or maybe it's still yesterday?) Okay, time to face the day. Breakfast (included with the BnB!) – fresh fruit, toast, and coffee that actually tastes like coffee! A small victory in the face of jet-lagged despair.
- 09:00: Visit the Longshan Temple. Wow. Just… wow. The incense, the colors, the energy… It's like stepping into a different world. I managed to light a stick of incense without setting myself on fire. (Small wins!) Watched people praying and meditating and felt a strange sense of peace, even though I have no idea what was going on.
- 11:00: Tea ceremony in a traditional teahouse. This was supposed to be calming and elegant. Turns out, I'm clumsy and a little impatient. I spilled tea everywhere, managed to scald my tongue, and probably looked like a total idiot. BUT the tea was delicious, even if I couldn't appreciate it properly. Trying to appreciate a cultural experience and failing, as usual.
- 13:00: Lunch: Another noodle place. Because noodles are life. This time, I bravely tried a dish I couldn’t identify and almost choked from spicy and flavorful deliciousness. (Worth it.)
- 14:00: Scooter rental! (Insert nervous laughter.) I’m not exactly known for my coordination. The owner gave me the run-down. I think I understand. Think. I was fine… for a little while. Okay, let's be honest, the first ten minutes were a disaster. I stalled out multiple times. I nearly ran over a cat (I’m so, so sorry, fluffy one!), and I narrowly avoided a collision with a very patient elderly woman. After an (emotional) pep-talk with myself, I got a bit better, and I started to feel more like a real biker chick.
- 17:00: Stopped at a beautiful viewpoint. The scenery was lovely. The wind was perfect. Everything was calm, until… the scooter wouldn't start. After another (even more emotional) pep-talk, I discovered I had run out of gas. I had walked a ways out of the way; I felt stupid and hopeless, and the sun was setting (it looked beautiful, though).
- 17:30: Luckily, a kind stranger helped me get gas. Taiwan is really nice.
- 19:00: Dinner. I ordered something new, and as always, I took a chance; it was delicious.
- 21:00: Back to the BnB. Maybe I should consider a career change…
Day 3-5: The Mess, the Beauty, and the Ramen of it All (and the Unexpected Emotional Rollercoaster)
Day 3: The National Palace Museum! Art! History! Culture! I spent way too long staring at a tiny piece of jade cabbage, and I could have stayed there all day, getting lost in the details. My brain, however, eventually needed a nap. Found some snacks, tried some bubble tea (it was ok) and bought a postcard for my cat.
Day 4: TRAIN TRIP TO SUN MOON LAKE! (Cue the violins, and the awwww's). Breathtaking. Seriously, the lake is gorgeous. Misty mountains, crystal-clear water, the whole shebang. I went for a bike ride, completely lost my way (naturally), and then had to get rescued by a very patient tour guide (who probably thought I was a complete disaster). Found a lovely ramen place. Ate it until my heart melted, and the warmth soothed my soul. A bit of travel, a bit of peace.
- Also… saw a weird, but cool, thing. Double-down on this;
- I found THIS awesome little alley, right behind the main touristy area. There were these small shops, and the atmosphere was perfect. I went to a shop and bought a super nice wooden flute. It was this small, unassuming little thing; then, the shop owner asked me if I knew what it was for. I said no, and they responded with a long tale I wasn't expecting. Turns out, it's meant for connecting with nature, or something.
- Anyway… it was a total surreal moment. I just felt so small, and so completely connected to the world.
- I'm not usually one for those kinds of things. I guess you could say, I bought a flute and started to feel more like a whole person…
- Also… saw a weird, but cool, thing. Double-down on this;
Day 5: Heading back to Taipei. Got lost. (Shocking, I know.) Saw a street performer playing a really catchy tune on a bamboo flute thing. (Yes, I bought one. The shop owners were delighted to see me with two….) The feeling of being completely out of my comfort zone, and yet… completely okay with it is amazing. Ate a questionable street food and then immediately bought some ice cream. Ate it all. Slept for twelve hours. Woke up thinking, "I could stay here forever."
Day 6: Packing, Reflecting, and the Bitter Sweet Goodbye
- 09:00: Packing… or, as I like to call it, “trying to cram all the souvenirs I spontaneously bought into a suitcase that’s suddenly half its original size.” Pretty sure I’m leaving things behind. Emotional baggage? Absolutely. Actual luggage? Probably.
- 11:00: Last breakfast at the BnB. Bawling to the owner: "I don't want to leave!" She's an angel, and I’m a mess. She smiled and gave me a hug.
- 12:00: Wandering around the city, getting a final bubble tea (obvi) and trying to cement the memories. The food. The temples. The near Scooter-related death experiences. The sheer kindness of the people. (Seriously, Taiwanese people are the best.)
- 14:00: Airport. The inevitable feeling of sadness and the "I'll be back!" thoughts.
- 16:00: Flight. Cue the montage of memories.
- 17:00: Starting to plan my next trip
Escape to Paradise: Taiwan - Your Go-To Questions (and My Ramblings!)
Alright, so you're thinking about ditching the mundane and heading to Taiwan's "funnest & most relaxing BnB," right? Good choice! I’ve been there, done that, and drank the bubble tea (multiple times, probably). Let's tackle some of your burning questions... and a few of my own, because, let's be real, I'm still processing it.
1. What Makes this BnB "Fun" and "Relaxing" at the Same Time? (Sounds a bit... contradictory, doesn’t it?)
Okay, here’s the thing. The "fun" isn't necessarily a non-stop rave. Think more… *gentle* fun. Like, the kind where you're actually *enjoying* yourself, not just pretending to. They have curated experiences, which in my case included a traditional tea ceremony. The serenity. The ritual. Utter bliss. Then, a sudden, and I mean SUDDEN, downpour hit. We scurried inside, soaking wet, and ended the ceremony with instant noodles and Taiwanese beer. It was perfectly imperfect. That's the fun of it! And, honestly, chasing the cat out of the bathroom... kind of relaxing? No, really. (Don't judge my humor.) They're just great people, and they make you feel like you belong. The "relaxing" part? Oh, that's the views. The quiet. The *absence* of your emails. The peace. It's a fantastic combination. You can explore the local markets, hike scenic trails then melt into a comfy bed. It's a dance. (A messy, beautiful one.)
2. Is this BnB Suitable for Solo Travelers? (Because I'm a bit of a loner, and sometimes, that's okay.)
Absolutely! In fact, I think it's *perfect* for solo travelers. They're *so* welcoming. They don’t hover, but they’re there if you need them. I, for one, had an utter disaster and got utterly lost on a hike, but, upon returning, I was warmly greeted and provided with a cup of tea. It's a genuinely safe and supportive atmosphere. You can socialize with other guests if you want, or hide in your room with a book, and nobody will judge. Seriously, it's a haven. My advice? Embrace the solitude... and maybe strike up a conversation with the resident pug. Best travel buddy, ever.
3. What's the Food Situation? (I'm a foodie, and I NEED details.)
Oh, the *food*. Brace yourself. Breakfast is included, and it's NOT your boring continental breakfast. Think fresh fruit, local delicacies, and possibly the best coffee you'll have in your *life*. One morning, I swear they made a pineapple cake that could bring world peace. Lunch and dinner you're pretty much on your own, BUT, the BnB hosts are excellent resources, always eager to recommend places to eat. One tip I learned the hard way: ask about the spice level. What they consider "mild" might leave you breathing fire. (True story!) Trust me, the food alone is worth the trip.
4. How Do I Get Around? (Do I need to be fluent in Taiwanese? Because… I'm not.)
Public transportation in Taiwan is surprisingly good. The BnB is usually well-connected, and the hosts are happy to help with directions. They often speak enough English, or they're happy to phone a friend. You can always negotiate a taxi if you're nervous. But one thing I did that I DON'T recommend? Trying to rent a scooter. I'm not particularly coordinated, and let's just say the experience ended with me needing to polish a lot of things to get rid of the dust. Long story short: Stick to taxis on arrival.
5. Are There Any Activities? Is is all about the "chill"?
Okay, okay, I know, I promised "fun." There's not a set itinerary, which is part of the charm, but there's something for everyone. Cooking class, hiking trips, lantern festival. They'll have suggestions tailored to your interests, whether you're into history, hiking, or, like me, lounging around and taking pictures. Seriously, the photo opportunities are *endless*. Just ask! The folks there will help you plan something. Or, you know, you can just stay there and binge-watch that show that's been on your list. (No judgment from me.)
6. What About the Rooms? Are They Clean?! (Because, hygiene.)
Yes. Absolutely, without a shadow of a doubt, yes. The rooms are spotless. The beds are comfortable. The bathrooms are modern. They clearly take pride in their BnB, and it shows. I'm a bit of a germaphobe (shh, don't tell anyone!) and I had zero complaints. The little touches – fresh flowers, complimentary snacks – made it feel extra special. They have some cool furniture and a few works of art, which is just a bonus. And the Wi-Fi? Reliable. Which is important, for… you know… posting pictures of all that incredible food.
7. Okay, Okay... But, What's the Catch? (There's ALWAYS a catch!)
Hmm... the "catch"? Well, perhaps the only thing is that you won't want to leave. Seriously. I'm still dreaming about that pineapple cake. Another thing? You might accidentally develop an obsession with Taiwanese bubble tea like I did. (And good luck breaking that habit!)
8. Do they have some common stuff?
Yes, absolutely. They offer services such as laundry, and if you like, daily cleaning. It's definitely worth it to stay at a place like that. Also, there is internet, so you don't need to worry about not having communication with the outside world!
9. Could you tell me about pets?
The thing is... they have cats. Be prepared for some fuzzy friends who are very cool and laid-back. I loved them dearly. But just in case, if you are allergic, do your thing!
