Indonesian Presidential Paradise: Your Exclusive Pool Villa Awaits!
Indonesian Presidential Paradise: My Honest (and Slightly Chaotic) Take - Your Exclusive Pool Villa Awaits!
Alright, folks, buckle up. This isn't your cookie-cutter hotel review. I've just emerged from a stay at Indonesian Presidential Paradise, and let me tell you, it's… an experience. And one I feel compelled to, well, ramble about. Because honestly, trying to capture the essence of this place in a neat little package? Forget about it. It’s a glorious, messy, sometimes-frustrating, overwhelmingly beautiful place, and I'm still processing.
First, the basics, then the real stuff. You know, the gritty details that make or break a vacation.
Accessibility & Getting There (The First Hurdles…and the Glorious Payoff)
Okay, so this is important. Accessibility isn’t perfect. While they do claim to have Facilities for disabled guests, I didn’t personally assess them. I'd strongly recommend contacting them before booking and getting specifics. The Elevator is a lifesaver, though!
Getting there? Airport transfer? CHECK. Smooth as silk. Car park [free of charge]? Yes, please! They also have Valet parking, which is a nice touch if you're, like, channeling your inner sultan. And thank God for Taxi service. Getting around can be a bit of a jungle (pun intended!), so having options is crucial.
Internet? Oh, the Internet… (A Love-Hate Relationship)
Listen, if you need blazing-fast internet to survive, this might cause a touch of anxiety. Wi-Fi [free] is touted in all rooms, and they do boast Internet [LAN] and Internet services. But let’s just say it’s… inconsistent. Think of it as a charmingly unpredictable Indonesian breeze. Sometimes it blows strong, sometimes it’s a gentle flutter. Seriously, your mileage may vary. I found it perfectly adequate for checking emails and streaming a slightly pixelated movie, but don't count on video calls without a little prayer and a lot of patience. Wi-Fi in public areas? Present, but same caveats apply.
Cleanliness & Safety (COVID Times: Let's Get Real)
Okay, this is where I was pleasantly surprised. Cleanliness and safety? Top marks. HUGE marks. They seriously take this seriously. The Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, rooms truly sanitized between stays, and Professional-grade sanitizing services all gave me major peace of mind. They've clearly put a lot of effort into this. Hand sanitizer everywhere, Staff trained in safety protocol, and Individually-wrapped food options. It's reassuring. I’m not going to lie, I felt pretty secure. They even have Doctor/nurse on call and a First aid kit, which is good to know. Oh, and the Room sanitization opt-out available - nice touch for the eco-conscious traveler!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (Food, Glorious Food!)
This is where things get… interesting. They offer Restaurants, yes, plural! And a dedicated Vegetarian restaurant – a definite plus. Asian cuisine in restaurant, and International cuisine in restaurant - pretty standard fare, but well-executed. The Breakfast [buffet] is… well, it’s a buffet. Breakfast service, Breakfast in room, and Breakfast takeaway service? Solid! You can also get A la carte in restaurant or ask for Alternative meal arrangement if the buffet isn't your jam.
The Poolside bar is a must, especially during Happy hour. The Coffee/tea in restaurant is good, and there's a Coffee shop for your caffeine fixes. Snack bar too!
Okay, now for a confession: I’m still dreaming of the soup I had. Seriously. Soup in restaurant, and it was… magical. I’m talking, bone broth bliss, soul-warming goodness. I even took a photo (see? Proof!). I'm not exaggerating. Also, the Desserts in restaurant? Worth the extra calorie splurge.
Activities: Ways to Relax & Things to Do (Treat Yourself!)
Alright, this is where Indonesian Presidential Paradise shines. This is where the "Presidential" part really kicks in. We're talking Spa. We are talking Spa/sauna. We are talking Sauna. We are talking Steamroom. Oh, and a Foot bath!
The Swimming pool is… stunning. The Swimming pool [outdoor] is even more stunning. The Pool with view? You guessed it. Stunning. Seriously, the views are breathtaking, especially at sunset. I spent an embarrassing amount of time just staring at the water, completely mesmerized. They’ve thought of everything, and it’s glorious.
Now, the real indulgence: the Spa. I treated myself to a Body scrub and a Body wrap. Both. Total bliss. I emerged feeling like a pampered goddess, ready to conquer the world (or at least, another poolside cocktail). The Massage itself, well, it needs its own paragraph. It was transcendent. All tension melted away. I fell into a blissful, near-comatose state. Just… wow.
There's also a Fitness center (gym/fitness) if you want to feel guilty about eating all that amazing food. (I may have glanced at it; I may have chosen to ignore it).
Services and Conveniences (The Little Luxuries)
This is where Presidential Paradise proves it's not just about the grand gestures; it's about the details. Daily housekeeping, Laundry service, Dry cleaning, Ironing service – all there. Concierge? Super helpful! Luggage storage? Yep. Cash withdrawal? Bingo. Currency exchange? Indeed.
Room Details - The Presidential Suite (My Home Away From Home)
Okay, let's talk about my slice of paradise. The Available in all rooms covers the essentials: Air conditioning, Air conditioning in public area (essential!), Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone (useful for calling room service!), Bathtub, Blackout curtains (bliss for sleep!), Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea (YES!), Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water (HUGE +), Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, Private bathroom, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Shower, Slippers, Soap, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, and Wake-up service. You're covered.
My suite, and it was AMAZING. The Additional toilet was a welcome luxury. The Interconnecting room(s) available (perfect for families!). The Reading light, the Socket near the bed, the Sofa, Separate shower/bathtub, the Window that opens (a must for fresh air), and the Closet. Everything.
You know what was really cool? They had Safety/security feature. And while these aren't specific to my room, the hotel had a Fire extinguisher, Fire safety, Non-smoking rooms, Smoke alarms, and Soundproof rooms. Made me feel secure. They have CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, and Security [24-hour].
But the real showstopper? The private pool, of course. Seriously, I spent HOURS just floating, gazing at the sky, completely disconnected from the world. It was pure, unadulterated bliss.
For the Kids (Babysitting and More!)
If you’re traveling with kids (or even thinking about it), they have a Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, and Kids facilities. Kids meal. This place clearly appeals to families.
Business Facilities (For the "Working Vacationers"– kinda)
They have Business facilities including Business center, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meeting stationery.
The "Other" Stuff… (Because It Matters)
Couple's room, Exterior corridor, Front desk [24-hour], Gift/souvenir shop, Hotel chain, Invoice provided, Luggage storage, Non-smoking rooms, Outdoor venue for special events, Proposal spot, Room decorations, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Car power charging station.
Anecdote Time! (The Good, the Bad, and the Hilariously Imperfect)
Okay, so here's the thing. I arrived late one night, exhausted after a long travel day. I was ravenous. I ordered room service, and the picture on the menu looked glorious. The reality? Slightly… underwhelming. The salad was a bit sad. The soup? Still amazing. The point? Don't expect perfection. Embrace the imperfections. They're part of
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Alright, settle in, buttercups, because you're about to get a glimpse into my Bali babymoon, Presidential Pool Villa #V15, and let me tell you, it was… well, it was something. Think less "perfect Instagram grid" and more "slightly stressed but blissfully sunburned woman clinging to the remnants of her pre-baby sanity." Buckle up, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary.
Day 1: Arrival and Existential Dread (But Mostly Cocktails)
- Morning (6:00 AM PST - Ugh, jet lag is a REAL THING): Landed at Denpasar Airport. The immigration line? Longer than my grocery list. Seriously, felt like I was waiting for a concert. Finally, sweet, blessed Bali air. And a driver holding a sign with my name… albeit misspelt. “Welcome, Marisa!” Close enough.
- Late Morning (9:00 AM -ish): OMG. Villa #V15. Presidential Pool Villa. It's… a LOT. Like, so much marble I felt underdressed. The staff seemed genuinely thrilled to have us, which I hoped wasn't just an act. I’m notoriously bad with people. Also, where’s the darn WiFi password?
- Afternoon (12:00 PM): Attempted to unpack. Failed. Sat on the edge of the insanely gorgeous pool and stared. The sheer… hugeness of the villa. And the impending arrival of a tiny human. Suddenly felt all the emotions, including a distinct lack of control. Ordered a Bintang. Needed it.
- Late Afternoon (3:00 PM -ish): Finally got my bearings. Found the WiFi password (phew!). Started to explore the villa (it has four bedrooms. Four. For two people. Again, existential dread).
- Early Evening (6:00 PM): Sunset drinks by the pool. Utter bliss. Husband’s first words "This place is unbelievable." Mine? "I should probably schedule my next therapy appointment." (Kidding! Mostly…) Cocktails were strong. Everything was blurry.
- Evening (8:00 PM): Dinner at the villa. Got slightly burnt eating the food. (Blame the jet lag and my lack of sun sense.) Fell asleep halfway through dessert.
Day 2: Temple Troubles and Tantrums (Mine, Not the Baby's… Yet.)
- Morning (8:00 AM): Woke up feeling like I'd aged a decade overnight. Sunburn. My brain hurts from the sheer luxury of the villa. Decided to try yoga. Lasted about 10 minutes before I remembered I'm not a flexible person.
- Mid-Morning (10:00 AM): Trip to Tanah Lot Temple. Picturesque, yes. Packed with tourists? Double yes. Lost my cool a little bit (okay, a lot) when some dude bumped my belly while trying to take a selfie. Seriously, people, respect the bump! Husband had to physically restrain me from throwing someone, which is good for everyone.
- Lunch (1:00 PM): Average at some restaurant near the temple. Felt sluggish.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Back at the villa. Swam in the pool. Felt slightly less stressed. The villa's private-ness made up for the crowds.
- Late Afternoon (5:00 PM): Spa time! Finally. A massage. Pure. Bliss. Even managed to fall asleep, drool and snore gently..
- Evening (8:00 PM): Another in-villa dinner. Feeling utterly exhausted. Contemplating ordering room service and hibernating for the rest of the trip.
Day 3: Rice Paddies and Retail Therapy (And the Truth About Tourist Traps.)
- Morning (9:00 AM): Visit to the Tegallalang Rice Terraces. Stunning views. Absolutely stunning. Also, more tourists. Dodged selfie sticks and Instagram influencers. The air was fresh (mostly).
- Mid-Morning (11:00 AM): Got roped into the "Balinese Cat Swing" thing. Terrifying. Fun but terrifying. Mostly, I was worried about what would happen to my belly/baby.
- Lunch (1:00 PM): A "local" restaurant near the terraces. Translation: a tourist trap. Expensive and mediocre. Learned this the hard way.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Ubud Market. Okay, admittedly, some cute stuff. But also… aggressive salespeople. Haggling is an art form I haven’t mastered yet. Did snag a batik scarf, though. Winner.
- Late Afternoon (5:00 PM): Back at the villa. Plunged into the pool and vowed to stay there until the end of the trip. Seriously, that pool is my safe space at this point.
- Evening (8:00 PM): Ordered Indonesian food from room service. Best decision of the trip. The food was delicious. Woke up at two in the morning and ate the leftovers.
Day 4: Doubling Down on the Pool! (And Accepting the Mess)
Alright, here's the deal. Day 4? Didn't leave the villa. Didn't want to. The pool? My salvation. The villa? My fortress of solitude.
- Morning (9:00 AM): Woke up lazily. Husband brought me coffee in bed. Ate breakfast on the patio (amazing). Started the day in the friggin' pool. Just floating. Thinking. Or, you know, not thinking.
- Mid-Morning (11:00 AM): Husband had the bright idea to try stand-up paddleboarding. I was less enthusiastic. Turns out, being pregnant and attempting paddleboarding is a comedy of errors, full of flailing limbs and near-disasters. I fell in the water. More than once. Laughed until my stomach hurt.
- Lunch (1:00 PM): Poolside service, of course. Ordered way too much and ate it all anyway, even though I was full.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Did absolutely nothing. Just read a book by the pool, periodically dipping myself into the cool, refreshing water. Recharged.
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM): Actually decided to move. Walked all over the villa. I discovered an outdoor shower, a secret garden, and a hidden massage room. The place is just… endless.
- Evening (7:00 PM): In-villa BBQ. The chef grilled seafood. So good. So relaxed. So much better than arguing with salespeople!
- Nighttime: Watched the stars. Felt a sense of peace. Finally started to understand the point of this whole babymoon thing.
Day 5: Departure (Sobbing, But Mostly Sun-Kissed)
- Morning (8:00 AM): Last swim in the pool. Took a million photos. Trying to memorize the feeling of this place.
- Breakfast (9:00 AM): Tears. So many tears. Realized how much I'd actually enjoyed myself.
- Departure (11:00 AM): Said goodbye to the wonderful staff (more tears). The driver? Arrived on time.
- Airport: Immigration lines. Still long. Still annoying. But somehow… manageable.
- Flight: Home. With a sunburn, a Batik scarf, and a memory of the Presidential Pool Villa that will keep me sane for the upcoming baby storm.
- Final Thoughts: This trip wasn’t perfect. There were meltdowns (mine!), a lot of tourists, and a near-constant state of mild-to-moderate sunstroke. But you know what? It was perfect for what it was. A messy, wonderful, slightly-over-the-top pre-baby escape. And I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Except maybe a lifetime supply of the coconut water they served at the villa. Mmm, Bali. I'll be back. (Once I've slept for a week…)
Indonesian Presidential Paradise: Your Exclusive Pool Villa Awaits! (AKA, The Place That Almost Broke Me... in a Good Way?) 🤔
Okay, real talk: Is this "Presidential Paradise" thing… actually *paradise*? I'm a cynic, you see.
The "imperfections"? Oh, they're there. The occasional rogue lizard in the bathroom (never a friend of mine, as a city person) The promised "seamless airport transfer"? Took an *hour* longer than estimated. The WiFi? Patchy at best (which, let's be honest, was kind of a blessing in disguise. I actually talked to my travel companion for the first time in days!).
But! ...Those sunsets? 🌅 Unmatched. Sipping a Bintang by the pool while the sky explodes with color? That's pretty darn close to paradise, I'll admit. It's paradise *with* a healthy dose of "Indonesia" – the vibrant, chaotic, and utterly captivating country itself included in the experience.
The villas *look* amazing. But are they… comfortable? Like, can I *live* in one for more than a day?
I spent an entire afternoon just... existing on my private deck. No work, no deadlines, no emails. Just the sound of the birds, the breeze, and the sheer *luxury* of doing absolutely nothing. It was… disconcerting at first. My brain, used to constant stimulation, had to relearn how to relax. It was a bit like teaching a cat to swim – messy, but ultimately rewarding.
My tip: Don't underestimate the value of that private plunge pool. Especially after a long day of exploring. Best. Decision. Ever. Unless of course, you get bitten by a mosquito. Then you're just itchy. But still: it's glorious.
What’s food like? I need *good* food. Don't send me to some bland, hotel-style buffet.
The Presidential Paradise offers in-villa dining. *Do it*. I ordered Nasi Goreng pretty much every day (I'm now an addict), and the satay skewers? *Chef's kiss*. Be adventurous! Try things you've never heard of. Ask the staff for recommendations. They'll gladly help you navigate the menu. I mean, I tried some local dishes that could make an impression on me, but it was so delicious it made me forget I had a long flight ahead of me later...
The only food-related "complaint" (and I use that term loosely) is that I ate *too much*. I came home a few pounds heavier, but with a soul overflowing with delicious memories. Seriously, get the Nasi Goreng. And the Gado-Gado. And maybe... everything else.
Tell me about the staff. I've heard service can make or break a holiday.
I had a minor wardrobe malfunction (let's just say a button decided to stage a break for freedom from my shirt) and before I could even *think* about finding a needle and thread, a member of staff had appeared, smiling serenely, with a perfect repair kit. It was… magical.
They are beyond patient. They have taken care of me, even though I am not really a patient person. One of them even helped me practice some basic Indonesian phrases, which earned me lots of amused smiles (and the occasional correction). Their genuine warmth and kindness really elevated the whole experience. They're not just staff; they're ambassadors of Indonesian hospitality.
What's there to *do* besides sit by the pool? I need some adventure!
I booked a private tour to a nearby temple. I don't even remember why I went, but I went. You know? I went a bit in the spirit of "when in Rome." And it was SO MUCH MORE that I even thought. Not only the culture was amazing, but the breathtaking views as well. I got to see the sunset when leaving. And I think THAT was the best part.
But listen, the villa offers some amazing on-site activities too. There’s spa treatments (heavenly!), cooking classes to learn that amazing nasi goreng recipe, water sports if you're feeling adventurous (which I wasn't, but you get the idea), and cultural performances. There are also excursions to nearby beaches, and you can easily arrange day trips to explore the island.
My advice? Mix relaxation *with* exploration. Find the balance. It's a recipe for a truly unforgettable trip. Also, learn some basic Indonesian phrases. The locals will LOVE it.
What's the catch? There *has* to be a catch. (I'm still the cynic, remember?)
It is not cheap. You'll pay a premium for the privacy, the service, and the stunning surroundings. But if you're looking for a truly special experience, a chance to disconnect, and a level of pampering that feels almost unreal, then the cost is worth it. At least, it was worth *it to me* (and I'm a person who usually balks at expensive things). I am not sure I want to go back anytime soon because of the price. However, if I would get the chance to go again, I would not hesitate.
The other "catch" is that the whole experience can be a little... almost *too* good. YouThe Stay Journey
